Bro, American Rounds is the real deal. They don't just sell ammo, they put it right there at a kiosk in the grocery store so you can grab some rounds at your own convenience when you're picking up those thirty packs and burgers for deer camp.
Check this out:
Yes sir, these things are convenient as can be, and while they're only available in Alabama and Oklahoma at present, they'll soon make their way to Texas, Louisiana, and many other Southern states.
They might take some getting used to, however. Take this hilarious quote from the Tuscaloosa Thread:
During a briefing of the Tuscaloosa City Council before their regular slate of meetings, city council president Kip Tyner asked police chief Brent Blankley and other municipal leaders to explain a vending machine selling people ammunition at the Fresh Value store on at the corner of Skyland and McFarland Boulevards.
"I got some calls about ammunition being sold in grocery store vending machines," Tyner said. "I thought it was a joke, but it's not."
Let's see how the kiosk works. From the company:
[O]nce you've picked out the ammunition you want to purchase, you have to scan your ID. The vending machine then uses facial recognition technology to verify your ID matches your face. Once that's been confirmed, you pay your money and the box of ammo is all yours.
Insert that ID, scan your face, and you've got yourself a brand new box of zombie killers.
Not a huge fan of the facial recognition software, but I'm also not a huge fan of having my ID checked to exercise my Second Amendment rights, and we already do that (by federal law, you must be 18 to buy ammo). Plus, it's not like this facial recognition software is tracking your every move from the street corner.
Here's the machine in use:
So whether you're heading to deer camp, off to shoot a few hogs, or just want to have a hedge against those Antifa kids in the parking lot who saw your Trump bumper sticker, try out an American Rounds kiosk next time you're at the market.
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