I WANT SHARK WEEK TO BE NARRATED BY TRUMP.
At his Vegas rally, where The Donald made the savvy move to promise to no longer tax tips, the presumptive Republican nominee gave us a masterclass in comedy, entertainment, and sharks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the GOAT:
If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery the boat is sinking, do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because, I will tell you, he did not know the answer, he said, 'You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.'
I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark, or you get electrocuted. I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark.
I have no idea what he's talking about, some rhetorical question about accepting certain death or fighting against the odds, but I do not care.
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life.
Trump is one of a kind.
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