"Suspected" Bud Light purchase... 😂😭
We're at the point where Bud Light is so taboo that you'll get jumped for buying it... in CANADA.
The incident took place on Saturday night in the city of Vaughn, Ontario, a suburb located just north of Toronto in Canada. York Regional Police said in an official statement that a couple was accosted by a group of three men after leaving a liquor store located on Jane Street and Major Mackenzie Drive West, allegedly targeting the 26-year-old male victim's supposed purchase of Bud Light and using various homophobic insults.
I'm not saying you should go around harassing people, but you have to admit, what do you think when you see a picture like this now?
The man in that photo is Jeff Adams, the legend who deflected a ball in 2019 without dropping his beers. Back then, I would have thought nothing of the beer brand.
But if you see a dude carrying two Bud Lights in a stadium these days, you only have one thought.
(Y'all are gonna post this in the comments so I'm just gonna put it here)
When one of the men approached the male victim, the female victim, 27, tried to step between them and keep the situation from escalating, at which point the suspect physically assaulted her. The two other men then got involved and the group began attacking both victims. The group of attackers fled the scene after a bystander intervened. The woman was brought to a nearby hospital for treatment of her injuries, while her partner sustained only minor injuries and did not require medical attention.
So yeah, that's illegal.
Assault is no bueno and those dudes should go to jail.
But the best detail??
IT WASN'T EVEN BUD LIGHT!!
Police also noted later that the victims had not even purchased Bud Light that night, but rather a different, unspecified product that the attackers mistook for Bud Light.
😭😭😭
Imagine being Bud Light right now. Not only have you alienated everyone in polite society, but the lowlife thugs are repulsed by you too! When you're a beer that tastes like vinegar water, you can't afford that kind of hatred!
