On Wednesday, the U.S. Consumer Products Safety Commission (USCPSC) introduced a new mascot named Vapo McJuicy. McJuicy is kind of like the Forest Department's Smokey the Bear, but Vapo warns of the dangers of liquid nicotine poisoning.

Also Vapo McJuicy is way, way more creepy than the forest ranger bear and his shovel:

Strong Microsoft Clippy vibes.

Of course, this is not the USCPSC's first foray into meme insanity. How can you forget such gems as

Quinn the Quarantine Fox:

Or Candle Cat:

I think one Twitter user summed up why the government is making crazy, creepy mascots pretty well.

As for me?

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