You've gotta admit this would be a really funny way to kick off the apocalypse
· Feb 11, 2023 · NottheBee.com

Did anyone else think it was strange that the Pentagon described the object shot down over Alaska as "the size of a small car" and "cylindrical and silver-ish gray"?

Journalists asked if the object was "balloon-like" ... and the best US officials could give them was, "We just don't have enough at this point"?

HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL IF IT WAS A BALLOON?

You know you were thinking it.

This is how it starts.

All those sci-fi movies taught us that the aliens would fire the first shot.

But wouldn't it be a hilarious plot twist if it were actually humans – at the order of the world's most inept president trying to save face – that start the war that wipes our planet out?

What a time to be alive.

Of course, there's always the chance that car-sized object was something else.

The last thing the missile saw before impact:

The war with the wizards should be fun!!

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