Move over wanna-be scientists and climate activists! I think we've discovered the real cause of climate change: it's a battle of the gods.
Just off the coast of Progreso, Yucatan, Mexico, the city erected a statue of the Greek god Poseidon rising out of the waves a few feet off the beach. The statue was meant to be a tourist draw.
But instead, according to Mexican activists, it has angered the Mayan god of rain, Chaac, and that's why they're getting all these "super intense" hurricanes.
'Poseidon is a Greek god who is alien to our Maya culture,' according to the legal complaint filed recently against the statue. 'I have a human right for my Maya culture to be preserved.'
Who's the Mayan god Chaac?
If you've watched the latest Thor installment from Marvel, you might have seen the goofy-looking fellow in the council of the gods.
Chaac was a lot like the Canaanite god Moloch, requiring the ritual sacrifice of children to relieve drought and famine.
Which, oddly enough, is reminiscent of today's climate crazies and satanists with their child abortion/gender transition fixations.
As far as false gods go, Poseidon was a lot easier to please. Burn some incense, throw an occasional cow to the sharks; that sort of thing. The one thing the Greek god lacks, or at least that his Mexican statue lacks, is an appropriate environmental study for being erected in the ocean.
How are those fish going to swim around a giant rock in the water?
Without the correct study, a small sticker has been applied to the statue saying it's closed, which will likely not stop any tourists from taking pictures with it.
Maybe, the Just Stop Oil cult will jump in next and spray paint it orange to appease their climate gods?
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