Dear Democrats,
As I sit here today at my desk with the wonderful sound of The Village People playing from my stereo, I can't help but think how much sorrow you must be feeling at the current moment. I've seen the videos online of your freakouts, and I want you to know that your voice has been heard ever so clearly.
I hear in these videos that people who voted for Trump are racists, homophobes, misogynists, bigots, fascists, Nazis, and a threat to democracy. I've been hearing these things for just under a decade now, and I'm not getting sick of them - not one little bit.
The Trump camp is now chock-full of black racists, female misogynists, gay homophobes, and freedom-seeking fascists. We wouldn't have it any other way.
So what I wanted to do is to ask you please - pretty please with a cherry on top - for the next four years, eight years - heck, forever! - please keep calling us Nazis. Please keep calling us misogynists. Please keep calling us racists.
It's working. Americans are getting the message loud and clear: According to corporate media, intelligentsia, celebrities, the establishment as a whole, and everyday people who still trust the establishment, Trump's Republican Party is nothing but a bunch of racist, Nazi misogynists who are going to destroy democracy. We're dangerous, according to the regime, and if I'm being honest, I wear that "dangerous" label like a badge of honor.
So keep telling yourselves we're a threat to democracy, that we're racist, fascist woman-haters. Keep telling the world that every day.
And keep getting Republicans like Donald Trump elected with your idiotic, dishonest rhetoric that everyone with a brain can see right through.
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