Say farewell to women's sports, the washed-up middle-aged man is here dominate!

Meet Tiffany Thompson, the 46-year-old man who identifies as a woman and is dominating women's cycling in New York City.

Thompson claims he feels like a superhero because he's winning bicycle races against girls now.

DailyMail has the story:

Tiffany Thomas, 46, who was born male, ended the Randall's Island Crit cycling race atop the podium, blowing the competition out of the water to snatch first place.

Despite only taking up cycling in 2018, Tiffany quickly found success and has dominated competitions in the years since. She [sic] recently landed a place on top cycling team LA Sweat, where her [sic] oldest teammate is just 32.

This dude started biking five years ago and is already smashing all of the female competition.

'Last race with our 2022 LA Sweat team kit. I'm not going to lie, sometimes it made me feel like a superhero when I wore it,' she [sic] continued in a separate post.

Yeah, when you are THAT much better than the competition it's almost like you do have a superpower, and an unfair advantage. Because you do. It's called male physiology.

Thomas, who works as a lab director according to her [sic] Instagram, is described in her [sic] LA Sweat team profile as 'a scientist by day, athlete by night'.

'You will never see anyone with a bigger smile than when she [sic] sees a beautiful electron microscopy picture of a red cell,' the biography continues.

Well, he's a "scientist" so I guess he would know better than anyone. We have to trust The Science™ after all.

It reminds me of The Babylon Bee story:

Female cyclists who have worked their entire lives will now come in second place because of dudes like this.