It's a red flag if the girl you're on a date with asks for your total income for the year and your social security number.
But if that girl your dating is actually an anime character in a computer simulation that is preparing your taxes, then it's like ten red flags.
Enter Tax Heaven 3000: The dating sim that does your taxes.
Iris is an anime girl looking for love, and she is also really great at doing taxes.
She says,
Come on, let's get started! I can already tell I'm going to like you ♥ And remember, ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ if you file your taxes in the game, you file your taxes in real life.
She'll even "guide" your hand to push the buttons.
Sorry ladies, while there's a male character named Turbo, he's only interested in dating Iris and doesn't seem to file taxes.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that Tax Heaven 3000 exists or that I know it's going to be very popular, and a ton of people are going to give this thing their personal info.
The program was designed by everyone's favorite art group MSCHF. The folks that made the giant cartoon boots and rich people popsicles.
According to the website the program will launch on Steam on March 31, and will cover the 1040 US Individual Income Tax Return.
