Lift up your hearts, and put your masks on, for He has come.

And so on this, the day of his birth, let us celebrate the coming of the Doctor.

Dr. Fauci has been a shining light in dark times for the nation, promoting truth over fear and giving Americans hope in their government.

We‘ll all have our own ways of celebrating, of course.

Some will sit alone in their house and binge watch Netflix for the day to honor His lockdowns. Others will indulge in the alcohol and lottery tickets that He in His infinite wisdom, still permits us.

Many will likely join Dr. Fauci in the now-traditional gathering of the family via glitchy Internet video conferences approved by Chinese authorities.

Here in the Planet Moron household, we plan on washing our hands incessantly and skipping important medical screenings.

How about you?