This may be the best theatrical performance I've ever seen.
Okay, I might be a bit biased as a Michigander watching local businesses collapse under the oppressive thumb of my current governor. Her Majesty Gretchen Whitmer has ignored Supreme Court orders and canceled Christmas in her quest to make Michigan‘s COVID curve look exactly like the free states of Indiana and Ohio.
Yes, there's no greater tyrant in the Midwest than Gretchen Whitmer.
Many Michiganders have simply shrugged their shoulders and ignored her latest orders. More than a few are driving out of state to spend their hard-earned money elsewhere.
Others are enjoying favorite outdoor seasonal pastimes like campfires and skiing and unloading 30 rounds of 5.56 downrange at 2,500 feet per second.
Some residents, however, have been faithfully at the state capitol, protesting lockdown orders and shady election dealings for nearly two months.
Today, those protests reached their shining zenith in the theatrical production of "The Gretch Who Stole Christmas."
Enjoy this timeless performance that is sure to win accolades for generations to come:
Bravo! Bravo! Encore!
