So yeah this really happened:

A rooster fitted with a knife for an illegal cockfight in southern India has killed its owner, sparking a manhunt for the organizers of the event.

The bird had a knife attached to its leg when it inflicted serious wounds to the man's groin as it tried to escape, police said on Sunday.

Shanked to death in the groin by a rooster! What a heck of a way to go 😭

Also this part:

The rooster was briefly held at the local police station before it was sent to a poultry farm. "We may need to produce it before the court," said Jeevan.

Anyway, yeah, there was no way this story would not end up on NTB.

Happy Sunday.