Not Satire: Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To "None Of These Candidates"
· Feb 7, 2024 · NottheBee.com

Folks, the 2024 GOP primaries are shaping up to be the craziest in a half-century at least:

ENHANCE:

NOTE: Trump was not a candidate in this primary.

That's right: Nikki Haley had no meaningful challengers in this race and she still lost.

That's brutal. Sorry, Nikki, you're done. It's over.

The determined candidate, however, is apparently not giving up:

Still, Haley's campaign indicated that the results wouldn't affect how long she'd stay in the race.

'Even Donald Trump knows that when you play penny slots, the house wins. We didn't bother to play a game rigged for Trump. We're full steam ahead in South Carolina and beyond,' spokesperson Olivia Perez-Cubas said.

Doesn't that just make you wanna give all your hard-earned money to Nikki for President 2024??

Here's why Trump wasn't on the primary:

Can't wait to see who Nikki loses to in her home state of South Carolina!


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