Gee, this whole story about them finding cocaine at the White House is so confusing — like, who would do that? I mean, the adults are back in charge, right?

Clearly the culprit is none of the individuals in this video, because everyone here looks totally sober — 100% sober — without a doubt.

Man, if there were only some sort of clue as to who left that cocaine in the White House then we could figure this thing out.

Welp, I guess we'll never know...