They're going to have to create a list of their lists.
It might be useful to point out that Jennifer Rubin is a Washington Post columnist and contributor for MSNBC. She has a real platform.
Good news everyone, enemies lists have gone mainstream!
What can get you on this list?
"making baseless allegations of fraud."
What makes an allegation "baseless?"
Whatever they say it is.
And if you want to question that, you are not permitted to.
Well, that's nothing if not efficient.
It was said Mussolini made the trains run on time, too.
Jennifer Rubin used to be a conservative until she dropped the label a couple months ago in a savvy career move.
Because changing deeply held philosophical beliefs is just a LinkedIn profile edit away!
And then there's this from your friendly neighborhood "Antifa Leader (Official)" which is totally not possible because Antifa is just an idea and not an organized group so it can't have official leaders so stop thinking that.
"In coming weeks I will be launching a new website."
More websites for the lists. I should have invested in GoDaddy.
And then there's the ever-measured Chris Hayes of MSNBC.
"I'm never going to forget this!"
We know you're not, Chris, we know.
Also, get some help. There are hotlines.
"And there are thousands and thousands or just normal Republican staffers who are complicit."
Sounds grave.
"They all worked together on a project that just let our people be led to the slaughter for months and months...."
They had a project for this? What was the name? "Project Cuomo?"
Pop Quiz: What is the plural of "months?"
Answer: Months and months.
Chris Hayes, you get a 100%!
"...[they] have already gotten a shocking number of people and killed and are about to get more killed."
That's why extreme measures are totally acceptable. We're talking murderers here!
But hey, it's totally fine. Biden said "We may be opponents — but we are not enemies."
And how should we treat opponents? Just like you would were you, say, a Duke fan.
You would ensure that Tar Heels supporters would "never serve in office, join a corporate board, find a faculty position or be accepted into 'polite' society."
Oh, and they are complicit in murder.
See, totally normal.
