Alex Jones claims the DOJ wants him to give up his cat Mooshu in order to pay the families of Sandy Hook victims

This is very, very weird stuff.

Of course, since it's Alex Jones, he had to take it to the next level:

"What? You want my children next? You want to sacrifice my children or something?"

That's a big leap from your cat to your kids, buddy. Maybe dial it down a bit! Oh, what am I even saying, it's Alex Jones.