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CANCEL ALL THE FOODS IMMEDIATELY

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NTB Staff

Jul 28, 2020

Comedian John Crist does us a favor and gives a rundown of everything that should be cancelled immediately. And it's pretty much everything.

Funny, we also seem to remember that John himself was cancelled about a year ago.

🤔🤔🤔🤷‍♂️

Regardless, this is still funny.


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