You know what, I was all in on Johnny Depp but then I saw this testimony from Amber Heard on the Today Show and totally changed my mind.

This is truly deep.

Amber Heard can't be acting and lying because Johnny Depp once played Edward Scissorhands.

The answer is truly awe-inspiring. If she had only said this on the stand things might be different!

Guthrie: In the closing arguments, the Depp lawyer called your testimony "the performance of a lifetime" and said you were acting, what do you say to that?

Now, here is where every normal person in the world would say something like "that is false. I told the whole truth and I stand by my testimony."

But here's what Amber Heard said, with complete credulity:

Heard: Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers?

I mean, how could anyone respond to that?

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