Well, here we are. Another day, another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled.
More than a year ago, the Babylon Bee saw that some serious changes would have to be made at the service station under our Lord and Savior Joseph R. Biden.
Haha, what a funny joke that is nowhere near reality!
Oh, wait.
Yeah, not good.
From the Daily Mail link:
A national gas station chain is reprogramming its pumps in Washington state to accommodate $10-a-gallon fuel, it has been revealed.
The move by 76 comes as the nation's average gasoline price soars to $4.57-a-gallon, almost twice the $2.41 average during Trump's last month in office.
A spokesperson for '76' gas stations confirmed that the national chain has begun reconfiguring its pumps to 'make room' for the possibility of double-digit prices, The Post Millennial reported.
The spokesperson for '76' did not comment on whether the company is expecting prices to reach $10.00-a-gallon, The Post Millennial said.
So, they're not saying that gas is going to reach $10 a gallon. They're just saying they're ready for when it does reach that price. Got it.
The shortages are mainly effecting regular unleaded and premium gasoline, though diesel supplies are rapidly shrinking too.
Meanwhile some states - such as California - are reporting spiraling prices of up to $5.98 this week.
Russia's war in Ukraine is having a dramatic impact on the cost of crude oil - which sits at $114.20 a barrel.
The outlet also reported that a local Facebook group has identified at least 10 Washington gas stations that have run out of fuel, including Exxon and Circle K stations.
In January, 2021, the last month of Donald Trump's presidency, gas prices across the nation averaged $2.41-a-gallon, with some states charging averages under $2-a-gallon.
The shortages are not going away any time soon.
Oh, and here's your regular reminder that, not only does Biden not care about gas prices increasing, but for The Left the increase is intentional to get you off of fossil fuels.
What other prophesies will come true in the near future?? Stay tuned to find out!
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