You guys will never believe this, but an anti-ICE snowflake has been arrested in Los Angeles for tossing molotov cocktails into a federal building in an apparent attempt to injure ICE agents.
So cool, dude. So cool.
According to prosecutors, on Monday morning, Jovel allegedly first set fire to his own apartment in Koreatown before arriving at the Federal Building in downtown. He was recorded on CCTV footage carrying multiple bags. He then allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail through an open sliding door marked for employees. A second incendiary device was thrown minutes later through the building's public entrance, where people were waiting for a security screening.
The devices failed to ignite and there were no injuries.
They found a lighter on the dude, which is super cool and stuff because molotov cocktails. And of course they found five molotov cocktails.
Bro really thought he was going to do damage with seven dud molotov cocktails (he apparently wasn't lighting them?).
This was the same building all those rioters attacked back in summer.
Apparently he yelled, "You're separating families" and tried to claim he was a terrorist, but unless he joins Antifa very soon he's just gonna go down as some geek off the street who doesn't even know how to use a molotov cocktail.
Jovel has been charged with attempted malicious damage to federal property and will serve a minimum of five years in federal prison, but could serve 20 years. His previous offenses include attempted murder, armed robbery, and annoying or molesting a minor.
Hopefully Jovel is better at being an inmate than he is at being a terrorist.
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