Donald Trump is surely the strangest racist ever. Friday, putting his racist (?) money where his mouth is, he revealed his new, $500 billion, four year "Platinum Plan" to invest in opportunity, security, prosperity, and fairness for the black community.

Wait. What?! That doesn't sound racist.

Is he just confused about what the word racist means? Maybe he's just cruelly dangling a $500 billion carrot to lure foolish, naive black voters into voting for him this November, then jerk the carrot away without ever delivering. You know, like the carrots he dangled in the past.

🥕 Like his unfulfilled promise to tackle black unemployment.

Oh wait — he actually delivered on that by delivering the lowest black unemployment in US history.

🥕 Or maybe like his unfulfilled promise to tackle criminal justice reform.

Oh wait — he actually delivered on that when he signed the First Step Act.

🥕 Or maybe it's like his unfulfilled commitments to black education, heritage, and history.

Oh wait — he actually signed an executive order renewing the White House Initiative on Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) and then signed a bipartisan bill to permanently provide more than $250 million a year to the nation's historically black universities.

Or maybe he really does understand what real racism looks like after all, and is committing real resources to tackle real problems.

"For decades, Democrat politicians like Joe Biden have taken Black voters for granted. They made you big promises before every election. And then the moment they got to Washington, they abandoned you and they sold you out. The Democrat party used you and they lied to you every single time. … In 2016, I made you a solemn pledge that whether you voted for me or not, I would be your greatest champion. Since that time, I've delivered even more than I promised. … The Platinum Plan is a bold vision that we can and really will achieve over the next four years …"

So. Darn. Racist.