So I guess they just keep the doors unlocked at Miller Park these days?

Check out this video from early June of an angry citizen just walking into Miller Park like it's no big deal, then hopping on a tractor and making a sad attempt at shredding up the field for George Floyd:

Ok, there's really only one explanation for this: this guy HAS to be a Cubs fan, right? I mean, the dude just caused $40k worth of damages at Miller Park. No? That's not a good enough answer? Of course it's not. This video is from back in June when everyone was protesting the police killing of George Floyd. You don't remember that? Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it? Yes, there were big protests in Milwaukee around that time, but this guy right here, let me tell you: this guy is committed. He stayed up until 7am to get this job done; all in the name of George Floyd!

Reports suggest that the man, Keyon Lambert, was trying to carve his name in the field. My best guess is that his level of sobriety was at such a level that he couldn't really explain to police that he was trying to write GEORGE FLOYD'S name on the field, not his own. Lambert has since been charged with a felony for criminal damage to property, as well as a misdemeanor for disorderly conduct.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the video, and by the way: that is NOT how you drive a tractor!