The situation in Afghanistan is so profoundly desperate at this point that President Joe Biden has busted out the big muscle guns, turning to what the foreign policy buffs call "the unilateral wood knock."

"No one's being killed right now. God forgive me if I'm wrong about that."

Thankfully, Biden hasn't been wrong about anything else during this whole fiasco, right?

I'll leave you with a reported video of Kabul airport this morning and let you decide [violence warning]: