Because... everything is a microaggression if you believe with all your heart!
· Jul 31, 2020 · NottheBee.com

As always, with the Woke's ever-moving goalpost, it is never enough to simply acknowledge or even accept someone's imaginary identity:

You must word everything in the precise way that they dictate, or else it's a...

MICROAGGRESSIONNN!!!!!

And of course, it's never enough to just say a thing and be done. Someone else always has to say another thing about the thing that was said, and spell out all the associated new laws and commandments:

That's right, folks. It's not enough to acknowledge or accept someone's preferences. You have to completely grovel at each and every one of their proclamations, worshipping them for the Stunning and Brave, all-knowing being that they are, regardless of science or reality.

And, when in doubt... remember to repeat your mantra:

Everything is a Microaggression™

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