The Trump dance swept the nation last week revealing widespread support for the former and future president. Insiders report even Dr. Jill and President Biden have been seen doing the Trump dance on the White House balcony every morning, drawing criticism by some on the left. The New York Times called these reports obvious 'fake news' and also recommended people avoid the area around the White House prior to 10am. After hearing the rumors, Liz Cheney has advised Vice President Harris to invoke the 25th amendment to save democracy again from President Biden. But that might not be necessary as the Washington Post has reported the Bidens have dirt on Hillary Clinton. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Pennsylvania Democrats Now Accepting Homemade Ballots @dontslowtheearth
Wife Unconvinced Changing A Light Bulb Calls For The Trump Dance @kirgol
RFK Admits To Trying McDonald's But Says He Didn't Swallow @priehle
Local Man Flaunts His Wealth By Eating At Five Guys @drconservativeprof
Elon Launches First Rocket Fueled Entirely By Liberal Tears @disidente_redactico
Starbucks Mobile-pay Asks If You'd Like To Round-up To Pay Off Kamala's Debt @eversong
Trump Places "Sorry, We're Closed" Sign On Border Wall @twoplus2ischicken
To Quell Backlash Disney Adds Scene Of Mom Showing Up To Wash Snow White's Mouth Out With Soap @ruthiej714
Jill Biden Volunteers For The Tough Job Of Telling Kamala She Will Be The One Certifying Trump's Election @thebigfreeze
Man Wishes He Could Afford A Jaguar So He Could Boycott Them @showquest
In Surprise Budgetary Cut, FEMA Will No Longer Serve 76 Million People @lpathehuman
Kim Jong Un Bursts Into Tears After Learning Trump Has A New Rocket Man @baberahamlincoln
Ukraine Now Authorized To Use Devastating ‘Don't' Bombs On Putin @gfanson
Most Assisted Living Facilities Now Incorporating The Trump Dance Into Their Chair Exercise Programs @njhokie84
Nuclear Winter Small Price To Pay To Help Biden Feel Relevant Again @hamnetwall55
Husband Gets Headache When Wife In Mood For Christmas Decorating @webidtheefarewell
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:
Iran Buys Replacement For Destroyed Nuclear Weapons Research Facility On Temu @swanhilde
Report: 1/4 Of Kamala's Campaign Funds Spent On Croc Charms For Staff @sirborsdeganys
Man Easily Wins Debate With Liberal Simply By Bringing Along A Dictionary @westland619
While Unloading Dishwasher Local Husband Finds New And Better Place To Put Things @1horsepony
Election Officials Counting Junk Mail As Mail In Votes For Kamala @captainadam
Matt Walsh Hired To Explain What A Woman Is To Speaker Johnson @thebigfreeze
Unclear If Dad's Phone Hacked By The Chinese Or Played With By Toddler @tylermontgomery
MSNBC Purchased By Ringling Bros. And Barnum & Bailey @mrtownsend
Young Jesus Arrives For The First Day Of School And Finds Out There's Four Hispanic Kids With The Same Name @disidente_redactico
US Military To Replace Woke Training With Mandatory Trump Dance Instruction @chestertonsfence
@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
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