The Trump administration is hard at work rounding up illegal immigrants in order to send them back to their home countries, but advocates insist they should be allowed to stay if they promise to obey all the other laws. Many illegal immigrants are promising to obey all the laws except that one that they didn't obey. However, Trump insists that all laws matter, angering most Democrats. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Title Headline by @kirgol.)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Immigrant Who Came Through The Border Illegally Promises To Obey All The Other Laws @kirgol
Wendy's New Bill Belicheck Meal Comes With A Free Kids Meal @dontslowtheearth
Woman Explains To Friends That Her Husband Is A 'Rescue' @webidtheefarewell
Bill Belichick & His Girlfriend Post Coaching And Baby Memories From Year 2000 @coachjoeconway
5 Out Of 5 Golden Retrievers Not Worried About Tariffs At All @buzzyboy
Canadians Stick It To Trump By Electing An Even Worse Prime Minister @thebigfreeze
To Celebrate 100 Days In Office, Trump Vows To Arrest 100 Federal Judges @drconservativeprof
No Man Is An Island But JB Pritzker Comes Close @suepeterson
Democrats Counter With Row Of Trump Mugshot Posters @baberahamlincoln
Clifford Turns Gray After Red40 Dog Treats Are Banned @alola_rychu
Big Pharma Announces New Drug To Treat Overmedication @neohillbilly
Trump's Not Stirring The Pot He's Flushing The Toilet @bellemask
Passenger Requests 'Fight-Free' Zone On Love Boat @annafillaxis
RFK Bans Film Coloring @sharkey
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Bible Scholars Confirm White Smoke Suddenly Appeared Behind Jesus After He Anointed Peter As Pope @batknight
Single Man Dresses In Plaids With Stripes Letting Women Know He Is Available @boomerokay
Genius: Bill Belicheck Uses Chili's Senior Discount And Kids Eat Free Deal On Date Night @dontslowtheearth
Husbands Trapped In Hobby Lobby Spell Out S.O.S. @davidjohnson
Trump To Replace Red #40 With Orange #47 @slayinggiants
Starbase, TX Elects First Mayor: George Jetson @mrtownsend
Heaven Confirms R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" Will Play While Opening Seals Of The Four Horseman Of The Apocalypse @twoplus2ischicken
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