The totally unbiased main stream media has been busy this week doing its best to cover up their cover up of the cover up of the mental and physical decline of former president Joe Biden. According to Jake Tapper, no one at CNN had any clue that they were not covering the fact that they were not covering all the times Biden shook hands with ghosts or talked to houseplants or tripped up stairs. Tapper has bravely come forward with a tell-all book denying any media cover up of the cover up of the cover up and placing blame where blame is due, squarely on someone else. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Title Headline by @garycm.)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Jill Biden Condemns White House Aides Who Hid Her Husband's Mental Decline From Her @dontslowtheearth
Touching: MS-13 Member Wins ICE Detention Center Spirit Award @kirgol
Toddler Fears There's A Liberal Democrat Hiding Under The Bed @drconservativeprof
Qatar Had A Gift Short Bus For Kamala If She Won The Election @ruthiej714
Democrats Lay Wreath At The Tomb Of The Unknown Gender @twoplus2ischicken
'Be A Productive Member Of Society' TikTok Challenge Fails To Catch On @fishythepenguin
Awkward: Ukraine Tries To Gift A Hunter Biden Painting To Trump @middleaged_machinist
Trump Shocked At Damage To Saudi Curbs Since They Lifted The Ban On Women Drivers Just 7 Years Ago @njhokie84
Bronze Statue Of Rosie O'Donnell Still Not Stolen @thebigfreeze
Dad Tells Kids To Get Off Social Media And Play Console Video Games Like God Intended @baberahamlincoln
Nancy Pelosi Sues McDonalds Over Eyebrow Trademark Infringement @bushbaby
New Prime Minister Of Sweden Was IKEA CEO And Is Now Assembling His Cabinet @geeks4jesus
Veteran Wife Suggests Thinking Outside The Kitchen @littlejedi
AI Son Grabs The Right Tool For Dad On The First Try @alola_rychu
Cuauhtémoc Captain To Dali Captain: 'Hold My Dos Equis' @annafillaxis
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Democrats Still Unmoved Even After Trump Heals Leper @magastache
Trump Unveils 'No Tax On Gifted Qatari 747s' Policy @pinballfan
Son Issued Man-Card After Finally Beating Dad At ‘Mario Cart' @afnarr
David Hogg Returns Suits To Baby Gap For Full Refund @jlerari
Media Busy Covering Up Media Cover Up Of Media Cover Up @garycm
Scholars Discover Crowd Chanting "Crucify Him" Had No Idea That Meant Kill The Guy @niceguy79
Local Man Identifies As LGHDTV+ @mackenziemike
BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
Legal Zoom Website Now Offering Democrats Fillable Articles Of Impeachment For Only $9.99 @westland619
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