Bee Forum News: Some Voters Did Something
· Nov 11, 2024 · NottheBee.com

Some voters did something last Tuesday that stunned the world. (Well, actually in some states it started three months before last Tuesday...) In what many are hailing as a miracle of modern vote counting technology, it became clear in the wee hours of Wednesday morning that the Biden 3AM ballots were not going to show for Kamala, and even if they did, would not be able to overcome the gargantuan lead racked up by Hitler. Kamala was late to concede, as women often are, finally speaking on Wednesday afternoon. But by that time, the world had moved on — with Trump already drawing up plans to annex the Sudetenland — so no one really paid much attention to whatever it was Hillary Clinton had also said back in the day. Kamala appeared happy to return Hillary's borrowed glass ceiling in mint condition, and these two are now reportedly besties, due to their shared lived experience. Insiders report they plan on shaving their heads live on TikTok to show the country just how wrong we were to choose the bad orange man. But that's not all that happened last week!

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Headlines are now clickable!)

Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:

@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!

Cover photoshop by subscriber @Disidente_Redactico


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