Biden: "All my buddies either became a firefighter, a cop, or a priest. I wasn't qualified for any of them, so here I am."
· Oct 11, 2022 · NottheBee.com

So yeah...

This had the opposite effect of what Biden was going for:

What he's trying to do is pretend he doesn't have a massive ego by pointing out that he was too dumb and unskilled to become a firefighter, cop, or priest.

He's just kindly ol' Joe, your local Scranton politician.

Only one problem: Telling everyone you were too unqualified to be a cop so you decided to become the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States of America – the person in charge of the nuclear codes, for goodness' sake – is not the endearing shoutout to the little people that you think it is.

I could really go for some mean tweets right now!!!

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