If you just need a short chuckle, there's not much to report here other than Boris Johnson's failure to use his umbrella properly. Oh, and the Brits calling an umbrella a "brolly" is a thing, apparently. You learn something new every day!

Perhaps Mr. Johnson is a member of the illustrious Ministry of Silly Brollies? Its sister department, the Ministry of Silly Walks, has not been taking new recruits for a while now, so it's possible...

Carry on now.