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BREAKING: Elon says he has hired new Twitter CEO

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Joel Abbott

May 11, 2023

The man said he was going to abide by his Twitter poll and dang it if he isn't keeping his promise!

Previously, Elon joked that the Doge would serve as CEO...

...but I'm pretty sure this one is for real.

Now we all have to wait on pins and needles to see who "she" is.

Fingers crossed that she loves free speech and hates communism!


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