Did your husband suddenly decide he wants to castrate himself to live as a woman? Well, the British government's prosecutorial agency says they'll try you in court if you refuse to pay the hospital bills!

There's a brilliant sketch from British comedian Ricky Gervais where he plays a reporter interviewing a husband who identifies as an 8-year-old girl. I won't post it here directly because it has strong language, but here's the link for those interested.

Who would have guessed that satire would become reality??

"Spouses who refuse to fund their partner's gender surgery may be domestic abusers, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) says in new guidance," writes the Telegraph. "The CPS has listed nine types of behaviour which could amount to abuse of trans or non-binary people by their partners or members of their family. These include 'withholding money for transitioning,' which would include either spouse refusing to pay for gender surgery, counselling or other treatment in a way that amounted to coercive control or abuse."

I should note that the UK's healthcare system is public, meaning it's "free" for the taxpayers who wait 2 years to get seen for a cold. This means CPS is talking about whatever isn't covered by the government, AKA an elective surgery.

The Crown's super-special lawyer team will also stick your head on a pike outside the Gender Tower of London if you refuse to use your spouses pReFeRRed pRoNoUn, "criticiz[e] the victim for not being ‘a real man/woman' if they have not undergone reassignment surgery," or "threatening or sharing pre-transition images."

Basically, you must lie and affirm every delusion, you will be forced to spend your money on things you hate, and you won't even be allowed to share photos of the Before Times when you and your husband took that nice photo on the beach.

Holy Fish and Chips, I'd rather die in the Soviet Gulag!

Heather Binning, founder of WRN, said: 'How on earth can reluctance to pay for elective, unnecessary surgery from family finances be cited as an example of domestic abuse by anyone, let alone the CPS?'

Obviously Heather Binning is a ne'er-do-well who wants to disturb the public peace with delusions of reason and justice! Someone trot out the Gestapo to deal with this free-thinking woman!

The CPS, however, said the guidance was designed for prosecutors to handle trans and non-binary people who could "experience domestic abuse regardless of the gender identity of either person."

"Trans and non-binary people can be subjected to unique forms of domestic abuse linked to their trans or non-binary identity, including some that mirror those of LGB communities," said the CPS.

Ah, that settles it then.

These people have law degrees after all!

I mean, look at this stunning display of objective British jurisprudence:

In the guidance to prosecutors, they are also advised that gender identity is not the same as anatomical sex.

"Gender identity is what you know your gender to be and can only be decided by the individual for themselves," said the guidance. Gender identity might be the same as assigned sex (cisgender) or different to assigned sex (trans).

Remember how these bozos used to rule the world?

If it's a secret known only to themselves, my lords, and is as indiscernible and beyond comprehension as the ways of the Almighty, then how are you lot going to justify prosecuting someone for not knowing the mysterious inner workings of the infinity-gendered soul?

What about men who think they are little kids? Why are you denying them their inner truth, CPS??

"Many victims will be reluctant to report offending in the fear that it may damage their reputation or pride; others may be hesitant as they fear the consequences that may ensue with their family," it said.

"Prosecutors will need to deal with these issues with great care to ensure that the credibility of male victims is not undermined by myths and stereotypes."

Since the majority of spouses "transitioning" will inevitably be men seeking to satisfy some sexual fetish by dressing up as a female, I'm not surprised that the Crown Clowns would make extra effort to care for the "credibility of male victims."

Isn't it interesting how "progress" has led Western civilization back to the point of throwing women under the bus to protect the interests of deranged male predators? All that Christian teaching about love and respect in marriage and the equality of men and women doesn't look so "backward" now, does it?

What was that curse God pronounced on Eve? You know, the one that outlined the strife that would exist between the sexes as a result of disobeying Him?

You will want to control your husband, but he will dominate you.

Interesting.

What a fascinating "modern" age in which we've arrived.