We really didn't want to believe it.

You'll recall that we brought you this insane clown world story on Saturday night and we told you the truth – nobody knew if it was real or a prank. It just seemed so absurd.

But now Anheuser-Busch has confirmed that, in fact, woman-mocking deviant "trans person" Dylan Mulvaney is actually a paid spokesman for Bud Light!

They even made a custom can for him (yes, that's real too), with his newly surgically disfigured face on it, in celebration of "365 days of being a girl":

Fox News received a statement from Anheuser-Busch in which they acknowledged a paid partnership with the trans activist and claimed that it helps them "authentically connect with audiences." The statement:

Anheuser-Busch works with hundreds of influencers across our brands as one of many ways to authentically connect with audiences across various demographics and passion points. From time to time, we produce unique commemorative cans for fans and for brand influencers, like Dylan Mulvaney. This commemorative can was a gift to celebrate a personal milestone and is not for sale to the general public

Anheuser-Busch really thought it would be a good idea to have this pathologically afflicted man – who claims to be on day three-hundred-whatever of "being a girl" and dresses up like a 6-year old girl for the internet – be a spokesman for Bud Light!

I, for one, am generally hesitant to jump on boycott bandwagons. But this is absolutely beyond the pale, egregious, revolting, and unforgivable. I have been a regular customer my whole adult life and I will never again purchase or drink another Anheuser-Busch product.