OH MY GOODNESS, THIS STORM IS GOING TO SWEEP ME AWAY!

I have to give these TV weather guys a little bit of a break: They are competing for the short attention span of people who can check the radar on their iPhone.

It always helps when a dude does a cartwheel in the background!

And how about the infamous "struggle-to-have-a-conversation-in-the-high-winds-while-people-meander-slowly-behind-us" trick?

Gotta love it.

Stay safe out there in the actual danger areas, people!

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