First, Don't wear a mask! They won't help you. In fact, they might even kill you (because you're too stupid to know how to wear one safely).

Then, Wear your mask! It's the law! It still won't help you, but it will save everyone around you!

And now (from the head of the CDC no less, in testimony before Congress Wednesday), Wear your mask! It's the only thing guaranteed to save you!

"I might even go so far as to say that this face mask is more guaranteed to protect me against COVID than when I take a COVID vaccine, because the immunogenicity may be 70%. And if I don't get an immune response, the vaccine is not going to protect me. This face mask will." — CDC Director Dr. Robert Redfield

What the what?! Did he really just say that?!

For months we've been told we should wear masks not so much to protect ourselves as to protect others. Now the head of the CDC is claiming that a mask will protect the wearer better than a vaccine. Does he expect people to believe that? — Fox News Senior Political Analyst, Brit Hume

Face masks will kill us. Face masks will save others. Face masks will save us.

Now they're just clowning with us.