Our media is an objective establishment that maintains a dedication to journalistic integrity and an impassioned desire to uncover the truth.

Now that we've had that laugh out of the way, let me show you exactly why that statement is patently false.

Check out how Vox covered the BLM riots that cost billions of dollars and many lives across the nation versus the Capitol riot where a bunch of unarmed dummies caused a few million in damage to a building, causing one of them to get shot:

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That's fun. Viruses only spread when people are gathered for the wrong political reasons, right?

Now check out Forbes:

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How about CNN?

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USA Today?

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I'm sure Business Insider will have a more level-headed approach:

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Finally, we have the most prestigious newspaper in the world, the Gray Lady herself:

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Journalism is dead!