Huawei Technologies – better known as the Chinese government's plan to install microphones, cameras, and data monitoring in every home in the world – is falling on tough times.

Trump laid heavy sanctions on the company last year, cutting it off from access to chips needed to produce smartphones and utilize 5G tech.

And Trump wasn't alone in such sanctions.

Nations including the UK, Australia, India, Japan, Brazil, Italy, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greenland, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Poland, and Sweden have banned or phased out Huawei products.

Companies such as Ericsson, Facebook, FedEx, Orange, Microsoft, and the GSMA mobile regulating body have also taken actions against the company.

If you've paid attention to China at any point over the last few decades, you'll understand why.

Huawei denies the claims, just like North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un denied assassinating his brother. Btw, guess which company helped Kimmy build his wireless network (and might have helped Iran violate sanctions, too)?

To survive, Huawei is diversifying its investments, including smart cars, cloud hosting, and pig farming.

Yes, pig farming.

If you didn't know, in addition to an ample supply of bat meat, China has half of the world's hogs.

"Technology is helping to modernize pig farms with AI being introduced to detect diseases and track pigs," said the BBC. "Facial recognition technology can identify individual pigs, while other technology monitors their weight, diet and exercise."

The company is also working on coal mining operations in northern China that will make mining so clean, workers can "wear suits and ties."

In the meantime, since Huawei failed to infiltrate homes on behalf of the motherland in its quest for world domination, a few dozen other commie start-ups are no doubt figuring out new ways to spy on the world. Look for them on a phone near you!