Chuck Schumer says Americans aren't having enough babies so we need to give amnesty to 11 million illegal immigrants to make up the difference

Really stellar national policy from ol' Two Buck Chuck here:

I mean, you know, he could just go ahead and suggest that people get married, start having more babies, stop having abortions — you know, standard stuff humans have been doing for thousands of years.

Seems like that might make more sense from a national interest perspective!

But hey maybe we should give Chuck's plan a go, just to make sure it's a really bad idea!