CNN Just Announced That They Will No Longer Be The TV News Station Played Inside Airports Around The World. And There Was Much Rejoicing.
· Jan 12, 2021 ·

On Tuesday, CNN President Jeff Zucker announced that the network would be ending their Airport Network.

And here's a live look at CNNs ratings the moment that they go off of TV at the airports.

After 30 years Americans will finally be able to fly without being bombarded with the left-wing propaganda machine that is CNN. No longer will travelers be forced into consuming the most asinine commentary masquerading as news reporting.

We all know, the only people who watch CNN are pretend moderates who are secretly liberal and people waiting for their flights. Now with all those sets turned off in the airport it is apparent that nobody will be watching CNN, maybe ever again.

Also, it might be enjoyable to fly again without having to see the faces of the smug personalities on that particular network.

But now the real question, who will replace them?

I have an idea:

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