I know nothing about this man other than he has mad skills:

This guy not only has the ability to free float across concrete, but the stones to do it in public. Not to mention the lady just strolling by him like she sees this stuff every day. It's perfect.

And those arms? The only person I've ever seen turn their arms into jiggling noodles was a cartoon sponge.

That moonwalk though. That's the real story here. Possibly the cleanest moonwalk of all time.

Did you ever see even MJ do it better than that?