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Β· May 30, 2024 Β· NottheBee.com

Guys, seriously, I don't know what the heck is going on here.

Help me out.

It's always tough to follow these things. I really want to dissect this tweet in detail because it's just so ... bat-poop crazy.

Meet Ash Williams, a trans abortion doula redefining reproductive support.

"Trans abortion doula" is among the phrases I never thought I would type out in my life, yet here we are. Ash is "trans," meaning she thinks she's a dude.

She's also an "abortion doula." Yes, in inverse clown world, you have death coaches that help you snuff out the life of your child.

Doula is to abortion what Ash is to a man. πŸ‘‡

Don't skip over that term "reproductive support," either. Where it used to mean helping couples bring life into the world, it now means taking life out of the world (the literal opposite of reproducing).

Back to the tweet (yes, we're only one sentence in).

After experiencing a lack of care during his own abortion...

"HIS"!

"HIS"!!!!

The phrase "his own abortion" would only make sense dramatically if we were referring to him being the aborted party. But it's 2024 so we have to accept that "he" can get pregnant and that "he" can kill the child in "his" womb.

Sadly, Ash killed her own baby. And she doesn't feel like she had enough support in her murderous mission. So she wants to be an accomplice in future abortion procedures. Especially for "hims."

... Ash now provides holistic, compassionate care to those choosing not to remain pregnant.

Holy mother of euphemisms, Batman!

"... those choosing not to remain pregnant."

How does one choose "not to remain pregnant"?

The term "abortion" at least acknowledges that something is being ended. "Choosing not to remain pregnant" takes the last step of humanity out of the equation by making it a conditional state of bodily function, like choosing not to remain constipated. If you know the original Latin, you know pregnant comes from "pre-" (before) and "gene," which means "birth" (think of "genesis").

"Choosing not to stay pre-birth" might be the most anguished way I have ever seen "murder" teased out in the English language.

Meanwhile, a tiny human being is left completely out of the equation.

Let me give you a peek at the actual article now to describe Williams' own abortion:

After the procedure, Williams' friend, who also happens to be trans, took over. Without asking what Williams needed, his [sic] friend purchased Maxi Pads for aftercare bleeding and cooked him [sic] a pot of collard greens with ham hocks to combat the low iron levels the pregnancy caused. 'She [sic] cooked it in my house and didn't leave for like a day or two, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you didn't have to do that,"' Williams recalls. 'I remember feeling like I didn't want to be alone, but I also wasn't using the words β€˜Can you be with me?"'

She was emotionally distressed when she killed her own child and so decided to become a "doula" to soothe other women's pain.

I'll spare you the rest except for this absolute gem of intersectional Marxism:

Williams' own experience at the intersection of Blackness, transness, and disability β€” navigating autism, PTSD, and mobility issues (he uses a cane) β€” while also having been pregnant puts him in a unique position

WRAP IT UP! WE FOUND PEAK WOKE!

Right there at the intersection of gender, skin color, disability, and baby murder.


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