Deer steals hunter's gun, probably gearing up for the Apocalypse
· Nov 27, 2020 ·

Even the deer are arming themselves for the coming apocalypse.

According to police in the Czech Republic, a man from the village of Horni Plana had his gun stolen by a deer while he was out hunting fowl with his dogs.

One of the dogs startled a buck, which ran directly at the hunter and ripped his coat sleeves with its antlers before pulling his .22 caliber rifle off his shoulder.

The deer then fled into the woods with the rifle dangling from its antlers. Another hunter reportedly saw the deer a half mile away, still running with the rifle on its head – most likely, I'd imagine, back to a secret cache with other stolen weapons.

While I can't definitively say how many deer have procured weapons for the coming end times – or if they might even be allies in any future struggle against bearkind – I can warn you that future looks scarily like the re-imagined live-action "Bambi" movie from 2016:

You've been warned.

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