Ah, Disneyland, famous for its [checks notes] late-night gay raves.

It seems everything your fundamentalist parents warned you about in the '90s came true.

Disneyland is (seriously!) hosting an event that specifically celebrates how a certain group of people have sex and who they have sex with... and all your favorite cartoon characters are going to be there.

Just like ol' Walt always imagined!

From local ABC reporting in California:

Among the special event experiences, there will be a Pride Night Cavalcade, an Ohana Dance Party in Tomorrowland featuring Stitch, a Pride Night Dance Club at the Rivers of America and a country line dancing event at the Golden Horseshoe.

Plus, there will be plenty of photo opportunities with Mickey, Minnie, Goofy and many more iconic characters!

Given that it's after dark and a private event, we can at least take solace in the fact that this LGBT event isn't being directly marketed to kids.

I bet they're only doing this at Disneyland in California because Florida still has some common sense and a healthy fear of God.

Welcome to the next phase of the slippery slope, America.