Okay, so the first thing we should say here is, well, you should never drive drunk.
That's an obvious one, right?
But if you do choose to drive this way, and you shouldn't, you deserve to end up like this guy…
Yup, this drunk bozo drove his car right up over the curb, through a railing—a railing meant to protect pedestrians, by the way, so let's fix that—and right up to the doorstep of the Northwich Police Station.
I'm assuming, at that point, that police simply stepped outside, approached the driver's side window of the vehicle, gave it a nice little backhanded knock, and then that famous line probably came out, you know the one: "Sir, please step out of the vehicle."
The man was soon breathalyzed, twice for good measure, and blew over the limit both times.
And the great part is, I don't have to make up a joke or troll the guy in any way here. Because the Northwich Police did it for me:
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