Watch Trump troll Biden in a wedding he crashed over the weekend: "Do you miss me yet?"

Mar 29th

Trump crashed a wedding at Mar-a-Lago this weekend and delivered the most Trumpian toast one could possibly imagine:

Because the sound quality isn't the best, I transcribed Trump's beat down of Biden for your reading pleasure:

"You know, I turned off the news. I get all these flash reports and they're telling me about the border, they're telling me about China, they're telling me about Iran. How are we doing with Iran? How do ya like that?

Well, they were ready to make a deal – they would have done anything, they would have done anything. And this guy [Biden] goes and drops the sanctions and then he says, 'We'd like to negotiate now.'

'We're not dealing with the United States' – they don't want to deal with us.

And China? The same thing. They never treated us that way, right? So what happened a few days ago was terrible. And the border's not good. The border's the worst that anybody's ever seen it. And what you see now, multiply it times ten, Jim. You would know how to handle it. He's the only one who might handle the border tougher than me.

We have to. And tough is in the most humanitarian way, because that's what it is. What's happening to the kids – they're living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody - there's never been anything like it.

And you're gonna have hundreds – and you have now – you have the airplane photos... and these things are showing thousands and thousands of people coming up from South America. And it's gonna be, just uh, look, it's a disaster.

It's a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint. And it's gonna destroy the country. And frankly, the country can't afford it, because you're talking about massive – just incredibly massive amounts – our school systems, our hospital systems, everything.

So it's a rough thing. And I'll just say, do you miss me yet?

Since Trump's gonna Trump, he also couldn't pass up the opportunity to talk about the election:

"As we were saying, we did get 75 million votes – nobody's ever gotten that. They said, get '66 million votes, sir, and the election's over.' Well, I got 75 million and they said – well, you saw what happened. Ten thirty in the evening, they said 'That's a strange thing. Why are they closing up certain places?'

Yeah, a lot of things happening right now."

But don't worry, he did manage to sneak in an actual wedding toast there at the end.

"I just wanted to say, it's an honor to be here. It's an honor to have you at Mar-a-Lago. You're a great and beautiful couple."


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