If you haven't heard, rapper Lil Nas X decided to release a horribly grotesque shoe that worships Satan, features naked people getting devoured by monsters in the box, and comes with a drop of actual human blood in each pair.

In response, someone had a hilarious idea for a Christian version that honors God (and Chick-Fil-A) instead of the embodiment of evil itself:

Lil Nas sold all 666 pairs of his shoe within minutes.

If someone actually made the Chick-Fil-A version, I would expect all 777 pairs to sell out within seconds.

Sadly, potential customers seemed split over whether each pair would include a drop of holy water, anointing oil, or Chick-Fil-A sauce.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.