Earliest election results ever: PA Attorney General calls it for Biden.
· Nov 2, 2020 · NottheBee.com

It looks like the commonwealth of Pennsylvania just bumped Dixville Notch, New Hampshire from its long perch as the very first voting place in the nation to provide results for the general election.

Wow, that was fast. We already know the results of the election before the election. No wonder Pennsylvanians wanted Josh Shapiro as their Attorney General. Aside from his unquestioned integrity of course, and non-partisanship.

How did he do it? Flux capacitor? Time stone? Just got stoned?

It doesn't matter, Pennsylvania is in the bag for Biden.

Of course, if Trump does win it was voter suppression.

What's not at all voter suppression is the chief law enforcement officer of a state telling political opponents there's no need to bother voting tomorrow.

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