Those eggs ain't cheap, so don't waste them. Here's the best way to scramble, fry, and hard boil those bad boys.
· Feb 24, 2023 · NottheBee.com

The eggpocalypse of the past year has been brutal and relentless — and it's not over yet.

Eggs are going to continue to be expensive. You don't wanna waste these little beauties.

So here's a primer for the best, most foolproof ways to prepare the three most popular types of eggs. These things are like protein-infused gold. Treat them (and eat them) as such.

Scrambled eggs:

 

  • Heat a medium stainless-steel skillet (preferably an omelet pan with curved sides).
  • Add a generous tablespoon of butter and swirl to coat entire pan.
  • When butter is browning just slightly and all foaming has subsided, add two large beaten eggs.
  • Moving quickly, continually push the eggs into the center of the pan, letting uncooked egg flow back toward the outer edges.
  • Flip eggs over and continue cooking. The whole process should take about a minute or so.
  • Salt to taste and serve hot.

 

Fried eggs:

 

  • In a medium stainless-steel skillet, heat a tablespoon of oil over medium-low until just before smoking.
  • Crack two large eggs into a bowl; pour from bowl into the pan.
  • Quickly add a few tablespoons of water to the pan and clap a lid on it.
  • Let eggs cook/steam until desired consistency (about three minutes for yolks just barely set, less or more depending on what you like).
  • Move to plate, season with salt and pepper, serve immediately.

 

Hard boiled eggs:

 

  • Bring a medium saucepan to a boil.
  • Add half a dozen eggs.
  • Boil for 7-8 minutes, then, using a slotted spoon, immediately transfer eggs to a bowl of cold water.
  • Allow eggs to cool before peeling them.

 

And there you have it!

When you plunk down $6 for a dozen Grade As, you'll now be prepared to do right by them.

Enjoy!

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