Those eggs ain't cheap, so don't waste them. Here's the best way to scramble, fry, and hard boil those bad boys.

Wolfgang Ramsay

Feb 24, 2023

The eggpocalypse of the past year has been brutal and relentless — and it's not over yet.

Eggs are going to continue to be expensive. You don't wanna waste these little beauties.

So here's a primer for the best, most foolproof ways to prepare the three most popular types of eggs. These things are like protein-infused gold. Treat them (and eat them) as such.

Scrambled eggs:

 

  • Heat a medium stainless-steel skillet (preferably an omelet pan with curved sides).
  • Add a generous tablespoon of butter and swirl to coat entire pan.
  • When butter is browning just slightly and all foaming has subsided, add two large beaten eggs.
  • Moving quickly, continually push the eggs into the center of the pan, letting uncooked egg flow back toward the outer edges.
  • Flip eggs over and continue cooking. The whole process should take about a minute or so.
  • Salt to taste and serve hot.

 

Fried eggs:

 

  • In a medium stainless-steel skillet, heat a tablespoon of oil over medium-low until just before smoking.
  • Crack two large eggs into a bowl; pour from bowl into the pan.
  • Quickly add a few tablespoons of water to the pan and clap a lid on it.
  • Let eggs cook/steam until desired consistency (about three minutes for yolks just barely set, less or more depending on what you like).
  • Move to plate, season with salt and pepper, serve immediately.

 

Hard boiled eggs:

 

  • Bring a medium saucepan to a boil.
  • Add half a dozen eggs.
  • Boil for 7-8 minutes, then, using a slotted spoon, immediately transfer eggs to a bowl of cold water.
  • Allow eggs to cool before peeling them.

 

And there you have it!

When you plunk down $6 for a dozen Grade As, you'll now be prepared to do right by them.

Enjoy!


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