Empress Whitmer of Michigan Enlists Santa Claus to Convince Children to Follow Her Covid Edicts
· Dec 17, 2020 · NottheBee.com

'Tis the time for Christmas cheer. But if you live in Michigan under the tyrannical rule of Queen Gretchen it looks like you are in for a little Christmas fear.

In her mission to instill fear of the Coronavirus in all of her trembling subjects, the Wolverine Queen decided it would be a good idea to make sure that the children of her state are also brainwashed into following her Covid edicts. The way to do this, of course, is to bring the Jolly Old Elf himself, Saint Nick, to tell kids they need to pay close attention to all of Her Majesty's rules.

CAUTION: This video may cause excessive eye-rolling and an uncontrollable cringe reaction.

I mean, could she be any creepier?

"I know someone who has REALLY been following the rules and making sure he stays safe and the elves stay safe. And so my special guest is Santa Claus!"

Ignoring the fact that Fauci has told us that Santa is immune to Covid-19, the idea that it's necessary or even healthy for kids to be lectured by Santa in a fearmongering way about following the Great and Wonderful Governor's lockdown edicts is completely ludicrous.

The cutest little girl asks Santa, "how can we keep people safe for Christmas?" and Santa responds by praising Big Gretch and telling kids "What I would suggest to do is what the Governor is telling all the people of the great state of Michigan to do." To which the Governor adds the message: Stay home, call your grandparents and cousins and family, but don't go see them!

It's a little disturbing, if not sinister, to see the Governor bring in Santa Claus to help boost her own credibility and spread Covid fear propaganda. These are young and impressionable kids, what will they do if Santa tells them something? Well, if they want to be on the nice list, they will do what he says. And if Santa tells you to listen to your tyrant governor? Well, if you're a good kid, you obey.

And what happens when these kids get home and their parents don't follow Santa's advice to listen to the governor? You've just given parents a lot of explaining to do.


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