You can't blame a man if he needs to steal a Milwaukee power drill or two in order to feed his family. Don't you care about racism?

You can tell by the way those expensive Nikes are squeaking that these modern Robin Hoods are desperately in need. How can a man be expected to provide without dope kicks?

It's okay though: I've been told Home Depot has insurance, and a few thousand thefts here and there won't cause prices to go up, employee morale to go down, or stores to close.

Onward into our very bright future!

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